Mangione Says He Is Only Guilty Of Stealing The Hearts Of Liberal Women Everywhere | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE36 days ago|Discuss (0)|Crime & Justice
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Luigi Mangione takes the stand to confess his only crime: being devastatingly handsome to liberal women everywhere, backed by a defense strategy consisting entirely of jawline photographs. The bit lands its central gag with committed deadpan flair, though a bizarre unrelated anti-Semitic sign-off at the end torpedoes the piece's coherence and polish like a bullet through a health insurance CEO's credibility.
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63D
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SPAG55
Coherent60
Objective72
Sourced78
Concise50
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 14, 2026 at 06:04 PM
63D
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 55 | 60 | 72 | 78 | 50 |
63Dgrade breakdown
SPAG
55
Coherent
60
Objective
72
Sourced
78
Concise
50
The defense rests, the stenographer swoons, and somewhere a TikTok lawyer is already preparing the appeal.
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