Progressive Church To Allow Mail-In Attendance | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE9 days ago|Discuss (0)|Religion
Article written by TheBabylonBee
A progressive Portland church has cracked the code on modern worship by letting parishioners attend via mail — no alarm clocks, no pants, no problem. The joke builds nicely with fake attendance numbers and 'card harvesting,' then faceplants spectacularly with an appended anti-Semitic non-sequitur that has nothing to do with anything and drags the whole piece off a cliff.
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64D
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SPAG72
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Sourced70
Concise55
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 03, 2026 at 07:49 PM
64D
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 72 | 60 | 65 | 70 | 55 |
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70
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55
The mail-in attendance bit lands beautifully, but someone clearly left their browser open to a very different document before hitting publish.
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