After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper | The Babylon Bee
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God needed roughly 120 seconds of watching Adam fumble a banana and name a fruit by its color to conclude the man required professional assistance. Eve, upon hearing the Lord's assessment, reportedly nodded so hard she almost dislodged her rib.
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 14, 2026 at 07:39 PM
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Turns out the first quality control report in history took exactly two minutes and one misplaced stick to confirm what Eve already knew.
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