Man Thinking Maybe He'll Pass On Islamic Car Show This Year | The Babylon Bee
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Dave Christensen decides to skip the Islamic car show after noticing some suspicious new award categories like 'Top Infidel Killer.' With a mix of humor and absurdity, he figures bowling might be a safer bet than cruising into potential chaos.
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NewzGrade: 83 [B]
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SPAG88
Coherent82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 01, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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Dave's reluctance to attend a car show with a 'Best Blood Splatter' category is exactly the kind of cautious consumer decision-making financial advisors never warn you about.
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