Canada Vows To Retaliate Against Trump With Crippling Moose Tariff | The Babylon Bee
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Canada's answer to U.S. tariffs is a devastating moose tariff, because when you don't have nukes, you deploy ungulates. The bit escalates beautifully to Trump threatening military action against the moose themselves, though a bizarre unrelated promo tacked on at the end crashes the landing like a moose into a minivan.
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Finally, a trade war with real stakes — economists estimate the American moose-import sector could lose upwards of dozens of dollars annually.
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