Child Tragically Reaches Age Where He Knows He's Not Actually Playing Video Game | The Babylon Bee
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A five-year-old has suffered the devastating cognitive milestone of realizing the unplugged arcade wheel his parents handed him does absolutely nothing, shattering both his gaming dreams and the sacred parent-child trust. The tragedy compounds at press time when he also clocks his dad's thumb-removal trick, leaving him a wizened, disillusioned old man of kindergarten age.
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The five-year-old's formal legal deposition against his parents for arcade fraud is the most compelling courtroom drama of our generation.
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