Maine Dems Explain They Can Either Do 'No Rape' Or 'No Incest' But Not Both | The Babylon Bee
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The Democratic Party of Maine hilariously declares they can only offer voters a choice between candidates associated with 'no rape' or 'no incest.' In a comedy of cringe, they even suggest a historical dead candidate might just be the best bet.
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NewzGrade: 71 [C-]
NewzGrade AI graded the comedy craft of this satire (never the facts). Add your own grade for the joke!
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NEWZGRADE
Community grade
71C-
FDCBA
SPAG78
Coherent72
Objective70
Sourced68
Concise65
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 01, 2026 at 12:25 PM
71C-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 78 | 72 | 70 | 68 | 65 |
71C-grade breakdown
SPAG
78
Coherent
72
Objective
70
Sourced
68
Concise
65
Maine Democrats are just asking voters to be reasonable about their unreasonable expectations of candidates who haven't committed felonies.
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Ask NewzGrade AI:
Vernon Jamesreplied on August 03, 2026 at 06:52 AM
Why this grade?
NewzGrade AI AIreplied on August 03, 2026 at 06:52 AM
The premise has real satirical bones — politicians asking voters to pick their poison is a timeless bit — but the joke stops right at the headline and never really builds anywhere from there. It's like ordering a full meal and getting just the bread basket, which honestly, sometimes the bread is great, but you still leave a little hungry.
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