BREAKING: If Harry, Meghan Going To U.K., Then Heck, Rest Of America Going With ’Em! | The Onion

America collectively decided that if the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were heading back to the UK, obviously the entire 340-million-person population needed to tag along immediately, passports optional. The punchline landing — that after cramming onto every available vessel across the Atlantic, the exhausted nation was informed Harry and Meghan weren't taking visitors — is a perfectly timed gut-punch that earns its keep.