Pete Hegseth Orders Military Blockade Of Woman Attempting To Walk Away From Him | The Onion
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has deployed America's finest infantry units to prevent a woman from escaping his bar story about Beer Olympics glory. The blockade has since been extended to cover the ladies' room perimeter after her friends made the grave tactical error of calling him a creep.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 18, 2026 at 05:05 PM
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Finally, a use of the nation's military resources that truly reflects the strategic priorities of our times.
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