Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over | The Onion
SATIRE95 days ago|Discuss (0)|Entertainment
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In a hilarious twist, Chicagoans over 25 are advised to hibernate during Lollapalooza, presumably to protect their eardrums and sanity. It's a comedic take on the festival frenzy that leaves us all wondering just how old one must be to stop trying to relive their glory days.
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 31, 2026 at 06:29 PM
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Finally, an official policy that acknowledges festival-goers over 25 are just there for the overpriced food anyway.
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