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Pros And Cons Of Flock Cameras | The Onion

SATIRE82 days ago|Discuss (0)|Technology
Article written by The Onion
The Onion runs a pros-and-cons list on Flock's license plate surveillance cameras, treating mass civil-liberties erosion as a perfectly routine product-review format. Highlights include the devastating career stakes for one Garrett Langley and the tragic obsolescence of America's clairvoyant crime-solving workforce.
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Pros And Cons Of Flock Cameras
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 13, 2026 at 03:52 PM
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80
Concise
88

The 'SheilaFinder' con alone deserves a Pulitzer, a restraining order, and a Series A.

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