Oh, Crap: Government Threatens To Fix Something | The Babylon Bee
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The federal government casually mentioned it might fix something, triggering a civilizational collapse more thorough than any disaster in recorded history. Citizens wisely concluded that whatever the original problem was, it was definitely better left alone.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 15, 2026 at 11:14 AM
82B-
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80
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The Dow drop, bomb shelters, and generational despair are all perfectly proportional responses to a government promising to help.
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