Oh No! Peter Forgives Neighbor 73 Times, But Then Lost Count And Now He’s Got To Start Over | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE5 days ago|Discuss (0)|Religion
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Peter, committed to Jesus's forgiving math, hits 73 out of 490 before the wind (and Steve's stolen lawnmower) reset his entire tally to zero. The real miracle here is that Steve's audacity in mowing over the forgiveness scroll with the very lawnmower in question somehow didn't count as sin number one.
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Truly the oldest HOA dispute in recorded scripture.
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