Chicago Teacher Asks Students To Please Raise Their Hands Instead Of Firing Pistols Into The Air | The Babylon Bee

A Chicago fifth-grade teacher heroically attempts to redirect her students from discharging firearms to simply raising their hands, eventually resorting to a Mexican standoff to establish basic classroom order. The principal's solution — Kevlar vests and looking into children's hearts — is the kind of progressive education reform we can all get behind, assuming the bulletproof vests hold.