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Ring Launches Streaming Service | The Onion

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Ring has pivoted from home security to home entertainment by launching Ring+, a subscription streaming service built entirely from your neighbors' doorbell footage. The platform's killer original programming — including such gripping titles as 'Blue Honda Civic Turns Around In Driveway' — has already hooked early adopters willing to binge a celebrity's front yard for six hours waiting for the wind to do something interesting.
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Ring Launches Streaming Service
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Finally, a streaming service brave enough to greenlight 'Drunk Dude Locked Out' — the prestige drama we deserve.

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