Man Checks Which Propositions The Teachers Union Supports So He Knows What To Vote Against | The Babylon Bee
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A Portland man has cracked the electoral code by simply finding out what the teachers union wants and voting the opposite, calling it 'foolproof.' The bit runs a solid deadpan riff on culture-war voting heuristics before an unrelated appended line at the end crashes the piece like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.
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NewzGrade: 74 [C]
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74C
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SPAG82
Coherent71
Objective74
Sourced78
Concise65
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 03, 2026 at 06:04 PM
74C
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| 82 | 71 | 74 | 78 | 65 |
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78
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65
Dave's reverse-engineering the ballot is honestly more reliable than reading the actual propositions.
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