Massachusetts Legalizes Abortion Up Until Kindergarten | The Babylon Bee
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Massachusetts has boldly extended reproductive rights all the way to kindergarten drop-off, giving mothers a generous five-year trial period to decide if parenting is really their thing. Governor Healey's passionate defense of a woman's right to reconsider a toddler with an annoying lisp is the logical endpoint of a premise the Bee milks pretty hard across several paragraphs.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 11, 2026 at 06:52 PM
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Finally, a bill that gives indecisive parents a full five years to A/B test their offspring before committing to the relationship.
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