Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace | The Babylon Bee
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St. Luke's Lutheran has finally solved the ancient introvert-at-peace-passing problem with breakaway stained glass windows, because apparently regular exits are just too socially complicated. Mrs. Wentworth's candle-vaulting fireball incident was truly the last straw before this obvious architectural innovation.
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Jerry vs. the stained glass is the most relatable church injury since the Great Communion Tray Fumble of 1987.
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