Young-Earth Creationist Has No Explanation For Fact That Nancy Pelosi Is 12,000 Years Old | The Babylon Bee
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Young-earth creationists are in full doctrinal meltdown after discovering Nancy Pelosi's age predates the Earth by a comfortable 6,000 years, with no biblical framework capable of explaining her continued existence. Ken Ham's best working theory is that she's a Satanic plant who somehow dodged the flood, which honestly tracks.
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Ken Ham's theological framework has survived many challenges, but the Pelosi Paradox may finally be the one that cracks the whole operation wide open.
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