Trump Unveils New 250-Foot Gilded Catering Container For Presidential Travel | The Onion
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Trump has solved presidential security by hiding himself inside a $900 million gold-plated catering container, complete with a putting green and Italian marble columns, because nothing says 'discreet' like 24-karat everything. The kicker that Qatar already gifted him a presidential drink trolley lands like a perfect cherry on top of this gilded absurdity sundae.
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Finally, a solution to the age-old presidential problem of looking inconspicuous while being wheeled around under a silver cloche for $900 million.
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