Boy Gets Nice Long Look At Small Of Father’s Back While He Picks Up Ping-Pong Ball | The Onion

A nine-year-old's innocent game of basement ping-pong is forever shadowed by an unsolicited glimpse of his father's pasty, mole-dotted lower back as the man grunts and strains to retrieve a wayward ball. The moment crystallizes with quiet devastation as the boy reckons, for the first time, that this sagging, imperfect flesh is essentially his own future staring back at him from beneath a Hanes waistband.