Karaoke Outing Paints Heartbreaking Picture Of Friend Practicing Morrissey Impression Alone | The Onion
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A karaoke night becomes an accidental window into one man's lonely, dedicated rehearsal process, as his friends are emotionally devastated by the vivid mental image of him practicing his Morrissey impression in front of a mirror with gusto and misplaced optimism. The kicker — the audience going silent imagining him studying the TLC rap portion — is the perfect deadpan twist of the knife.
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The real tragedy is that Brown's Muppet-Morrissey hybrid is probably better than whatever he does with TLC's rap break.
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