Democrats Announce You Aren't Allowed To Remember What They Did A Few Years Ago | The Babylon Bee
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Democrats have formally declared a statute of limitations on collective memory, retroactively expunging their greatest hits from the public record. The Newsom bit is the sharpest gag, with the 'who even comes up with this stuff' reversal landing cleanly — though the piece runs a little long before the Biden punchline sticks the landing.
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Finally, an official government mandate we can all get behind — though we're legally prohibited from remembering whether we agreed with it.
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