AOC Struggling To Meet Single Men Under Age 90 At Work | The Babylon Bee
SATIRE84 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by The Babylon Bee
AOC bravely speaks out about the impossible odds of finding a date in Congress where the average bachelor was born before penicillin and the most eligible bachelor left is Hunter Biden. The cotton gin line and iron lung gag are solid deadpan gold, though the piece loses points for that deeply bizarre antisemitic non-sequitur tacked on at the end like someone sneezed on the keyboard.
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SPAG78
Coherent72
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Concise65
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 12, 2026 at 08:01 PM
75C
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 78 | 72 | 80 | 82 | 65 |
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78
Coherent
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Objective
80
Sourced
82
Concise
65
Truly hard-hitting investigative journalism into the greatest crisis facing American democracy: the congressional dating scene's tragic geriatric surplus.
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