Fauci Appears On 'Jeopardy!', Pleads The Fifth To Every Question | The Babylon Bee
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In a hilarious turn of events, Dr. Fauci takes 'Jeopardy!' to court, invoking the Fifth on every question like he's auditioning for a role in a courtroom drama. With each clue, he turns a trivia game into a constitutional quiz, leaving everyone wondering who really won.
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Fauci finally found a format where pleading the Fifth is both legally defensible AND worth Double Jeopardy money.
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