Cheryl Hines Walks In On RFK Jr. Vivisecting Self Again | The Onion

RFK Jr.'s DIY approach to healthcare extends, apparently, to performing live surgery on himself in the marital bedroom while his wife just wanted to know if they were still doing dinner. The piece masterfully commits to the bit with escalating domestic absurdity — bone saws, borrowed makeup compacts, and a flirtatious offer to 'mess around with his liver' — turning Kennedy's well-documented wellness eccentricities into a pitch-perfect deadpan farce.