Trump Tears Up White House In Search Of More Munitions | The Onion
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Trump ransacks the White House room by room in an increasingly unhinged hunt for weapons, slashing mattresses and prying up floorboards like a deranged treasure hunter. The punchline lands perfectly as he sheepishly remembers he's been sitting on the world's largest nuclear arsenal the whole time.
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To be fair, most of us have also torn apart an entire house looking for something we already had the whole time.
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