Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch | The Babylon Bee
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A WNBA task force set out to tackle the pressing question of what a woman is, only to be completely derailed by the eternal human struggle of picking a restaurant. After hours of debate, crackers from a closet, and a proposed Lunch Czar advisory board, the committee remained no closer to either goal — but at least they talked about 'girl stuff.'
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Truly a tragedy for the ages — the WNBA couldn't define a woman, but they sure can't define 'decisive lunch order' either.
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