Artist Profile: Phoebe Bridgers | The Onion
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The Onion roasts Phoebe Bridgers via a fake artist profile that weaponizes deadpan list comedy to skewer her sad-indie-girl aesthetic, famous exes, and Gracie Abrams cinematic universe entanglements. The format is ruthlessly efficient — each bullet is a precision strike, with the Famous Exes entry pulling off a perfect fake-feminist fake-out before immediately caving anyway.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 14, 2026 at 04:24 PM
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95
Coherent
92
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95
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90
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The iron supplements entry alone deserves a Grammy for Best Performance by a Joke About a Sad Girl's Nutritional Deficiencies.
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